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| Good luck fellow Mindians. Unfortunately, I've been benched on this one. #unblockyourheart |
Showing posts with label Instagram. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Instagram. Show all posts
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
That's What She Said
I feel mean doing this.
This brings me right back to THIS.
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| Amy Schumer makes herself the BUTT of her own jokes. GET IT?! |
But guys, I'm not responsible for this, which includes Amy Schumer being mistaken for a garden gnome:
This brings me right back to THIS.
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Why Mindy Blocked Us On Instagram
So, as typical when getting dumped, we asked ourselves why? Why did @mindykaling block us on Instagram?
Didn't we make her happy?
Didn't she see how good we were together?
How could she do this to us?
Don't you know you'll always be my baby.
And we'll linger on...
Then, we started connecting the dots... and it was like we had pictures(oftext) in our mind... and we could see how it all could have gone down.
SCENE:
INT: Ladurée (pretentious, excuse us, adorable French luxury bakery, in Soho, NY) - TWILIGHT
Our heroine, Mindy Kaling, shares a baby pink macaroon confection with her "it's complicated"-ex & BFF B.J. Novak.
Easy and breezy, Mindy brings up our post "Leading Lady & the Ex-Factor" -which she may or may not have been stewing over since it was brought to her attention.
Mindy : "Blah blah blah... so isn't that kinda obnoxious actually? Right?"
B.J.: "Am I the only man here? Am I the only man that has EVER been here?"
Mindy: "If we were like E.T. and Elliot, who's E.T.?"
B.J.: "This is absurd."
Mindy: "Actually, it is absurd isn't it? I mean, if E.T. and Elliot were anything like us, E.T. wouldn't be the charming alien beloved by us all. He'd be like some big, creepy, extraterrestrial child predator, and with that freaky, long, glowing finger, no, GROSS... that's just disgusting B.J.!"
B.J.: [Dull look]
Mindy: "Stop looking at me like that. I hate when you look at me like that."
B.J.: [Eye roll]
Mindy: "Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to overreact. I mean, if it had bothered me, I would have called you out on it in like October 2014... Obviously, I know what you meant..."
B.J.: "Great."
Mindy: "Clearly, you're E.T."
B.J.: "How am I E.T.?"
Mindy: "What do you mean how are you E.T.? How am I E.T.??!"
B.J.: "So, you're the 10-year old little white kid?"
Mindy: "I'd rather be a boy than a hideous extraterrestrial!!!"
B.J.: "E.T. isn't hideous."
Mindy: "Oh, right, and I bet you share a great and terrible chemistry with him too?! Give me a break!"
B.J.: "E.T. is magical."
Mindy: "What the hell are you saying?"
B.J.: "E.T. saves Elliot from dying, leaves a giant rainbow in the sky and everyone is sad when E.T. goes."
Mindy: "...Really?"
B.J.: [Dull look]
Mindy: "You think I'm magical..."
B.J.: [Dull look]
Mindy: "Awwwwww... you love me! You wanna kiss me! You wanna have my glow-in-the-dark alien babies!"
B.J.: [Eye roll]
Mindy: "Oh B.J.! Let's never let a stupid no-name rando fan blog come between us again!"
@manformindy BLOCKED.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Didn't we make her happy?
Didn't she see how good we were together?
How could she do this to us?
Don't you know you'll always be my baby.
And we'll linger on...
Then, we started connecting the dots... and it was like we had pictures(oftext) in our mind... and we could see how it all could have gone down.
SCENE:
INT: Ladurée (pretentious, excuse us, adorable French luxury bakery, in Soho, NY) - TWILIGHT
Our heroine, Mindy Kaling, shares a baby pink macaroon confection with her "it's complicated"-ex & BFF B.J. Novak.
Easy and breezy, Mindy brings up our post "Leading Lady & the Ex-Factor" -which she may or may not have been stewing over since it was brought to her attention.
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Mindy : "Blah blah blah... so isn't that kinda obnoxious actually? Right?"
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| *This pic not actually from Laduree |
B.J.: "Am I the only man here? Am I the only man that has EVER been here?"
B.J.: What are you talking about?
Mindy: "If we were like E.T. and Elliot, who's E.T.?"
B.J.: "This is absurd."
Mindy: "Actually, it is absurd isn't it? I mean, if E.T. and Elliot were anything like us, E.T. wouldn't be the charming alien beloved by us all. He'd be like some big, creepy, extraterrestrial child predator, and with that freaky, long, glowing finger, no, GROSS... that's just disgusting B.J.!"
B.J.: [Dull look]
Mindy: "Stop looking at me like that. I hate when you look at me like that."
B.J.: [Eye roll]
Mindy: "Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to overreact. I mean, if it had bothered me, I would have called you out on it in like October 2014... Obviously, I know what you meant..."
B.J.: "Great."
Mindy: "Clearly, you're E.T."
B.J.: "How am I E.T.?"
Mindy: "What do you mean how are you E.T.? How am I E.T.??!"
B.J.: "So, you're the 10-year old little white kid?"
Mindy: "I'd rather be a boy than a hideous extraterrestrial!!!"
B.J.: "E.T. isn't hideous."
Mindy: "Oh, right, and I bet you share a great and terrible chemistry with him too?! Give me a break!"
B.J.: "E.T. is magical."
Mindy: "What the hell are you saying?"
B.J.: "E.T. saves Elliot from dying, leaves a giant rainbow in the sky and everyone is sad when E.T. goes."
Mindy: "...Really?"
B.J.: [Dull look]
Mindy: "You think I'm magical..."
B.J.: [Dull look]
Mindy: "Awwwwww... you love me! You wanna kiss me! You wanna have my glow-in-the-dark alien babies!"
B.J.: [Eye roll]
Mindy: "Oh B.J.! Let's never let a stupid no-name rando fan blog come between us again!"
@manformindy BLOCKED.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Vera Don't Need This $#*%!
So, right when we were planning the launch of our next Eligible Bachelors, including a hot doctor no less! - we unceremoniously discovered this:
Yes friends - the unthinkable! WE GOT INSTAGRAM BLOCKED BY @MINDYKALING !!!
At first we were like this:
BUT THEN we were like this:
The realization hit - is it not better to be scorned by one's beloved than to waste away in their ignorance of your very existence?!
Yes friends - the unthinkable! WE GOT INSTAGRAM BLOCKED BY @MINDYKALING !!!
At first we were like this:
BUT THEN we were like this:
The realization hit - is it not better to be scorned by one's beloved than to waste away in their ignorance of your very existence?!
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Don't Be Afraid Bachelor #2!
We hope this disturbing Youtube footage doesn't disturb our soon to be announced international bachelor!
Not everyone in America is a raging monster.
Hopefully this makes you feel better!
Not everyone in America is a raging monster.
Hopefully this makes you feel better!
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| "Land of the Free and home of the Kaling" - @cheyannejo (Instagram) |
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Monday, March 30, 2015
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Friday, March 27, 2015
Time for a Love Revolution!
Stay tuned for Bachelor #2!
#ollyollyoxenfree #britishinvasion
#ollyollyoxenfree #britishinvasion
Thanks to cheyanne for her fantastic recommendation!
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Bachelor Number 1 - Aaron's Instrument
We profiled Bachelor Number 1, Aaron from Boston earlier this week - here's our Instagram update on this hunky love prospect.
Mindy, can you already hear what his body is saying to yours?
It's not the size of the ukelele (?) that matters but whether your lover has a slow hand with an easy touch.
Mindy, can you already hear what his body is saying to yours?
It's not the size of the ukelele (?) that matters but whether your lover has a slow hand with an easy touch.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Bollywood Dreams
Just because Mindy is of Indian descent, that doesn't mean she watches Bollywood movies.
Yet, loving romantic comedies and not watching Bollywood movies is like loving chocolate but eating it one small dark chocolate square at a time and never like this:
For Mindy, the idea of falling in love has probably evolved from John Cusack blaring Peter Gabriel on a boombox outside a bedroom window;
to chatting unwittingly with your misunderstood arch-nemesis/modern-day Mr. Darcy over AIM (AOL Instant Messenger for all you children of the 21st century);
to mutual entrenchment with your pal and forever teammate;
and maybe even some magical combination of the above.
Would Mindy ever imagine love as frolicking in the rain with a man who not only sings the same heart-song but knows all the choreography?
Clouds rain on everyone but what fun to look at love actually from another side now!
Yet, loving romantic comedies and not watching Bollywood movies is like loving chocolate but eating it one small dark chocolate square at a time and never like this:
For Mindy, the idea of falling in love has probably evolved from John Cusack blaring Peter Gabriel on a boombox outside a bedroom window;
to chatting unwittingly with your misunderstood arch-nemesis/modern-day Mr. Darcy over AIM (AOL Instant Messenger for all you children of the 21st century);
to mutual entrenchment with your pal and forever teammate;
and maybe even some magical combination of the above.
Would Mindy ever imagine love as frolicking in the rain with a man who not only sings the same heart-song but knows all the choreography?
Clouds rain on everyone but what fun to look at love actually from another side now!
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| Mindy & her co-star Bollywood Mega-Star SRK |
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