Mindy Kaling has beauty, brains and smashing success. Now, join us on our mission to find her Mr. Right and make the rom-com happy ending of her dreams come true!
One of my readers (I have readers!) called me out:
It's not raining men.
"Isn't this supposed to be a blog about setting Mindy up? What happened to the bachelors? Now this looks like any other fangirl site?" - Confused Dear Confused, Fangirl site!!????? Why... THANK YOU! I admit - I have neglected featuring bachelors ever since I got blocked. I figured - what's the point now that Mindy has shunned us so? That's a poor excuse, however. I continue to receive interest from eligible bachelors and intend to feature a hot dude post eventually. I'm just so lazy in love.
So, even though Mindy has shunned us, we will continue our good works. Especially when our good works look like this:
We made him take his shirt off.
Michael is 31 years old, and the brain child behind this app PL8Chat, available for download through the Apple Store.
PL8Chat users can chat each other up using their license plates. For example:
Let your imaginations run wild with the possibilities. This technology could allow you to chat up that hottie in the Maserati, or mini-Red Cooper. So, readers, although Mindy's got first dibs, don't be shy to message this hottie on PL8Chat today!
Move over Hugh, Colin, Prince Harry (though we love our gingers!)... there's a new British invader looking to conquer and colonize Mindy's heart (but in a civilized fashion with the best of intentions). Here's Olly!
Doesn't he sound just darling? With a British accent, there's even a certain elegance to "super snake." VITAL STATS: Location: near London town, UK Age - 38 Height - 6'3" Weight - 190 lbs Occupation - Full-Time Transport Coordinator (and Part-Time Ice Cream Connoisseur) Zodiac Sign: Taurean who loves Rod Stewart and any Yacht Rock Why Mindy should date Olly in his own words (this guy is hilarious):
Here are my "credentials" for your perusal (try to remain calm ladies)....
I believe I have all the attributes to sweep Mindy off her feet...
I am a white male - check
I have dark hair and brooding eyes - double check
and (this is my killer move) I have an English accent, but think Hugh Grant not Austin Powers.
When I am not at work or eating ice cream (usually both at the same time), I like to volunteer at my local animal shelter, help elderly folks across the road and immerse myself in culture by getting down with some Shakespeare at the theatre.
WHEN Mindy steps of her private jet at London Heathrow she can be assured that I will be waiting to whisk her off on a magical first date that would include (but not limited to) a luncheon appointment with Her Majesty the Queen, a trip to Hogwarts to take in a Quidditch tournament, some sight seeing around Notting Hill and to round the day off we would head to that most classic location of all 'boy meets girl' movies - the ice rink, where any discomfort that Mindy felt would melt away the instant she felt my strong arms around her whisking her around the ice like a figure skating God.
Adding a pic as requested: One of me enjoying my passion:
Another of me trying to enjoy my country retreat - get off my land you terrible people).
Once again, I thank you for bringing Mindy and I closer together.
Olly
Instagram @green_nowhere
Our Overall "ManforMindy" Assessment He's fun, he's funny and he's as delectable as the chocolates and ice creams with which he'd woo you. But whether it's Pat Benatar or Mariah featuring Jay-Z singing it, this one's got heartbreaker written all over him!
Special thanks to our American emissary who endorsed this eligible suitor! - @cheyannejo
We profiled Bachelor Number 1, Aaron from Boston earlier this week - here's our Instagram update on this hunky love prospect. Mindy, can you already hear what his body is saying to yours?
It's not the size of the ukelele (?) that matters but whether your lover has a slow hand with an easy touch.
We are pleased to profile our first dashing candidate who would love to romance Mindy Kaling. Introducing Aaron from Boston, MA (Mindy, we know you love your New England white boys).
VITAL STATS: Age - 33 Height - 5'9" Weight - 160 lbs Education - B.A. in Sociology Occupation - Fish Monger (do you like seafood?) and Pharmaceutical Sales (not a philandering Viagra rep) Think dreamy, blue-eyed Will from "Good Will Hunting" without the math genius but also minus the childhood trauma. He wouldn't be afraid to tell you he loved you (Skylar) and would never break up with you on Oprah (Minnie).
Seeing this picture of Aaron tenderly holding this baby, how could Mindy not get a glimpse into her own possible future? Mindy, imagine him fathering your own darling biracial Asian children. A rugged outdoorsman, Aaron volunteers with Wilderness Volunteers and will be co-leading a service adventure through the canyons of Southern Utah next month. Supporting environmental conservation efforts, here's Aaron felling Russian olive trees stifling Utah's Escalante River with his massive pulaski!
Now, while glamorous Mindy may not be similarly inclined to "rough it," just think of how useful a guy like this could be in a zombie apocalypse (may it never come to pass). Especially with his big guns!
Obviously, he has a sense of humor too!
A comedic genius like Mindy could truly appreciate Aaron's unique talent for impersonations - modern day Presidents (Dubya, Clinton, Obama), ALL the Seinfeld characters, Larry David, every SNL character played by Will Ferrell, NPR talk show host Tom Ashbrook, sportscaster Marv Albert, Celtics' Tommy Heinsohn, NYPD Blue Detective Sipowicz... and Michael Jackson, including the dance moves (but no creepy slumber parties).
Our Overall "ManforMindy" Assessment: Mindy, this man is an apple who would let you take a bite. Why not let him do you that way?
